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Tazz
   Tazz plays bass, keyboard and hopes to one day play sax, violin, trumpet, clairnet, french horn, harp and hermonica for effect in this band.  He's been playing bass for 12 years and keyboard for 22 years.  Tazz has been composing his own music since he was 11 infulenced by composers such as Strauss, Bach, Wagner, Stravinski, Tchicofski, (Motzart's a fag). he also is influenced by a myriad of blues and jazz bands including Benny Goodman, Billy Holiday ,and John Coletrain .Among his more modern influences are Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd,  Rob Zombie, Suicidal Tendencies, Emperor, and Tool. Tazz and co. will rise to power wether through taking over your mind with perverse back masking about joy buzzers or through  mind numbing blitzkrieg style metal sex. We will none the less continue to jam untill the last nail is hammered into our respective coffins.

Guy
  David Guernsey (a.k.a. Guy) plays guitar,bass & drums. He's been playing guitar for approximatly six years.  He origionally began composing punk rock music with such influences as,Op.Ivy, NOFX,Propaghandi,and Dead Kennedy's, eventually he evolved toward writing his own style of metal. He's been influenced by 80's rock & metal, such as old  Metallica, Poison, Iron Maiden, Sepultura, and more modern influences such as Cradle of Filth, In Flames, Messugah,Dimmu Borgir and other various black metal and death metal bands. As of March 30th he had moved into the infamous GARAGE!,but for how long is yet to be determined. He also plans on living out the rest of his days either composing music or recording others. 
   "Ya know what? You think our music is offensive? Fuck off you cock smoking, rectal licking, Tipper Gore wannabe pile of rotting maggott waste. Eat a dick and choke on the cum!!!". 

Que
    Que is the sound manager and sometimes plays or sings backup.  He has the job of getting everything to sound right for both jams and recording.  Que also deals with most of the equipment, setup and tear down, maintenance and storage.  He owns most of the PA and the keyboard.
   "I like our music to have a raw feeling to it.  Sometimes during jams at parties, you can here people in the background.  Or the music pauses for a moment and you can here the musicians talk to one an other.  Getting stuff like that when recording gives the feel of what we are: a Garage Band."

Wanker
   Wanker is one of the guitar players,  and also sings back-up.  This maniacal masquerding master of self-mutilation spends his time chasing women, drinking, and, um...  well, what else is there?
Wanker is influenced by bands such as Avail, Operation Ivy, Bouncing Souls, (EARLY) Bad Religion, Adolescents, Louis Armstrong, Charles Mingus, Suicidal Tendencies, Faith No More, Bob Marley, Lag Wagon, Fifteen, Propaghandi, and Billy Joel.  As far as the band goes,  Wanker sites 2 goals for the band- (1) to alienate, offend, and provoke as many people as possible, and (2) to bounce between as many musical styles as good taste permits. 
   "Eat Ramen and prosper."

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